DON’T TURN AROUND…
A. UH OH
B. ‘cause you’re gonna see my heart breakin…
C. <insert your own>
I am still excited for it because I like it. Sorry folks.
But what I am NOT excited for is a 2 hour commute, nor the assholes who try and get away with shit they wouldn’t get away with even when the road conditions are perfect.
Like today, I wasn’t cut off, but basically run off the road. I laid on my horn when he first came into my lane not in front of me but right beside me. So I thought he didn’t see me, as that sometimes happens. But he kept on coming. So I laid on my horn again. Then this sonofabitch tries to wave, like Hey thanks for letting me in! I flip him right the fuck off. Listen up you piece of shit, you wave if you cut someone off, NOT if you push them off the road.
Speaking of a commute, I was thinking of being more productive with my time, so maybe I should put my number out as an advice line, only available when I’m driving and i will help people with their issues. Maybe they catch me when I start off and I can listen and help for a while, or maybe they call as i’m getting to the grocery store or something and I say ‘well good luck with THAT, it sounds like a doozy!’ and then hang up and walk in for some foodstuffs. Timing is crucial, yo.
The last three nights I’ve not gotten home until about midnight, and to sleep about an hour past that, yet have been awake by 5:30. You would think that this would have caught up with me, but it hasn’t yet. I feel a bit younger it seems. Younger than my 36 year old self lets on.
Fuck. I wrote that number yesterday. i can’t believe I’m this old. I don’t like the number. And I’m not going to like it later this year when it increases.
Maybe now that I’m getting old I should do something different with my life. Like maybe I will become a science teacher or chef or something. But I only will teach or cook with Peeps. Every day a new experiment or gourmet dish featuring a Marshmallow Peep. I think this may require some more thought.
I think I need to plan a trip somewhere. Or make some sort of near term plans that I will look forward to, because right now I have none. Not that that’s a problem, really. But looking forward to something fun is better than not looking forward to anything at all.
That’s all for now folks. Thank you for your patronage.